We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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