I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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