I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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