THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The power of my boobs compel you
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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