physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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