I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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