Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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