at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Mischief managed.
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What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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