normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.