Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”