why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!