i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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