"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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