Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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