Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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