: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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