Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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