I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Randomize
