Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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