It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
