It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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