You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Someone shit on the floor
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Randomize
