what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"