Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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