he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again