Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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