I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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