this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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