she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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