Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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