We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I look better un-naked...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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