I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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