I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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