Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
