operation harelip BJ is a go
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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