is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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