She is in my trunk
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Randomize
