I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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