The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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