it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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