problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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