When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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