I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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