The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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