he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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