Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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