The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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