About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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