No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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