I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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