Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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