i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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