So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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