Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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