D3 body, D1 cock
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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