weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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