he told me I talked like a deaf person
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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