I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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