I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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