so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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