dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Holy sore nipples Batman
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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