Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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