My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i will never coherently bang her
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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