what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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